rom-coms (romantic communists)
So in Philosopher’s Stone during Christmas, Harry gets this from the Dursley’s:
"We received your message and enclose your Christmas present. From Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia."
We’ve received your message.
Does that mean Harry actually sent them a Christmas letter?????
THIS BOY IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD
what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir
"Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"
"This shield does much damage! I like it!"
"This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes